| HedobennaTono | Tarix: 6-cı gun, 07.09.2013, 12:27 | SMS # 1 |
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all eventide to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
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I did a theatrical conduct roughly puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Grade lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you understand about the piqued eyed don who lost her trade because she couldn't subdue her pupils?
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
I tried to net some fog. I mist.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington unmistakably domination's fault.
I used to about I was wishy-washy, but nowadays I'm not so sure.
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