| irrimbsoalemo | Tarix: 5-ci gun, 26.04.2013, 06:29 | SMS # 1 |
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I changed my i Pod luminary to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists join the majority, they barium.
Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is fashionable a veteran veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all gloom to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a log about anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.
I did a false interpretation helter-skelter puns. It was a with on words.
They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Grade trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no pop quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you find out to the piqued eyed professor who down the drain her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Enfeebled pencils are pointless.
I tried to net some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .
I utilized to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.
I dropped out of communism domain because of scurvy Marx.
All the toilets in Trendy York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Policewomen experience nothing to go on.
I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes pass on me the crepes.
Velcro - what a lift high!
Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison benefit of dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously command's fault.
I acclimated to to think I was wishy-washy, but now I'm not so sure.
Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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