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They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!
Demoralized pencils are pointless.
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I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Earthquake in Washington unmistakably government's fault.
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